The Great Taco Victory

(Policy Brief)

In the pursuit of knowledge and wisdom, it’s a humbling reminder that some of life’s questions may not have answers that mankind can grasp. Questions which may leave us in a constant state of inquiry, always traveling towards the truth, but never quite able to arrive.

Are we alone in this great universe?

How does one define consciousness?

Why are the Kardashians famous?

What is the plot of Frozen 2?

However, at times there are moments of reprieve where the cosmos graciously illuminate our understanding. Such was the case for any who have ever struggled with the question, “If sandwiches are starch handles stuffed with goods, does that mean a taco is a sandwich?”. I’m delighted to report that in this case, the cosmos have spoken!